Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Dame Patience Sacks Aso Rock Kitchen Staff For Voting Buhari [Satire] #NigeriaDecides

News bits filtering in from our Aso Rock correspondent do not bode well for members of staff at the Presidential villa, as the 1st Lady, Dame Patience is said to have thrown a fit at Otuoke after hearing that President Jonathan lost to Buhari at the Aso Rock Polling Unit. She then proceeded to sack every member of the Kitchen staff via phone call.
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The Kitchen Staff have since packed their bags and left the villa but they remained defiant and insist they “did the right thing”.


“I voted Buhari because I am tired of being told my cooking is not good enough” said Initimi George, the Chief Cook.


“Everytime you cook something they must complain. President will say Salt is too much. Dame will say Pepper is too small. Everyday.We are tired. We want Change… I have already started learning how to cook Masa and Fura de nono because Sai Buhari will win” said Akpan Effiong, a junior cook at the Presidential Villa.


President Jonathan lost at the Aso Rock PU, scoring 595 votes to Buhari’s 613.


Vote collation is still ongoing across the country. Dame Patience is also expected back in Aso Rock today to fire everyone else who voted against her husband.

Fayose praises Buhari, urges Nigerians to accept election results #NigeriaDecides

The Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, has urged Nigerians to accept the outcome of Saturday’s presidential election in good faith, saying; “the election result is the will of God and Nigerians, and all lovers of peace, progress and development of Nigeria must accept it”.
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Mr. Fayose, in a statement by his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, hailed the resilience and commitment of President Goodluck Jonathan and Mohammadu Buhari.


The governor said the election results should not been seen as victory or loss for any political party, adding that, “To me, Nigerians and democracy won.”


He praised Nigerians for believing in the democratic process, adding that “by this election, Nigerians have shown that Democracy has come to stay in the country”.


The governor said, “I salute Nigerians, especially the great people of Ekiti State.


“I salute President Jonathan for laying the most solid foundation for democracy in Nigeria. And I salute Major General Buhari for being a resilience and dogged fighter.


“I urge Nigerians, irrespective of their ethic, religious and political affiliation to respect the outcome of the election in the interest of peace, progress and development of the country.


“Nigeria as a country is greater than any individual or group and it is my plea that no one should do anything to rock the boat of peace in the country.”

APC protests alleged inflated poll result in Asaba

Leaders of the All Progressives Congress in Delta State, on Tuesday staged a protest at the gate of the Independent National Electoral Commission in Asaba, alleging manipulation of the results of the presidential election in the state.


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The group, led by the party’s governorship candidate in the state, Mr. O’tega Emerhor, stormed the INEC office at about 11.20am and were barred from entering the premises, where the collation of results from the local government areas was still going on.


The APC leaders, who chanted victory songs for the party’s presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, queried why it was taking so long to conclude collation of the results from Delta State, when results from most states had already been announced.


Emerhor claimed that the announcement Delta result was being delayed because the figures were being inflated in some local government areas of the state in favour of the Peoples Democratic Party candidate, President Goodluck Jonathan.


He said, “There are two sets of results in some local government areas. Isoko South, Isoko North, Warri South-West, Ughelli North and Ethiope West have two sets of results.


“Our agent inside called us to tell us that the result that is being collated here is different from the results that were originally distributed to us. We don’t even accept the first set of results because they were fabricated. What we are talking about now is second degree inflation.


“This is not an allegation, our agent told us that he had reported to the state collation officer and he told him to fill an incident form. That means they want to take the inflated result to Abuja and we are saying we will not accept it.”


In his reaction, the PDP’s state agent for the presidential election, Funkemeke Solomon, denied the claims and commended the INEC for conducting the election with “integrity and transparency.”


Solomon, who is the state Commissioner for Works, said, “I believe they are entitled to their opinion. Section 131 of the Electoral Act stipulates that anybody that is not satisfied with the conduct of the election should go to tribunal.”

#NigeriaDecides: TARABA STATE - GEJ wins

Collation in Abuja: TARABA STATE( 16 LGs)


AA:‎‎‎ 962

ACPN: ‎‎‎‎811

AD ‎‎‎‎‎: ‎‎‎586

ADC: 320

APA:‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ 1306


APC: 261,326


CPP: 1033

OHP: 161

KOWA: 153

NCP:‎‎ 876


PDP: 310,800


PPN:‎ 680

UDP:‎ 224

UPP: 439


Total registered voters: 1,374,307


Accredited: 638,578


Valid votes: 579,677


Rejected ‎: 23,039

Total votes cast: 602.716

#NigeriaDecides: EDO STATE - PDP/GEJ Wins

Collation in Abuja: EDO STATE( 18 LGs)


AA:‎‎‎ 159

ACPN: ‎‎‎‎1284

AD ‎‎‎‎‎: ‎‎‎450

ADC: 512

APA:‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ 709


APC: 208,469


CPP: 325

OHP: 22

KOWA: 175

NCP:‎‎ 516


PDP: 286,869


PPN:‎ 729

UDP:‎160

UPP: 72


Total registered voters: 1,550,522


Accredited: ‎‎‎‎599,166


Valid votes: 500,451


Rejected ‎: 22334

Total votes cast: 522,785

Let PDP Rig Delta figures to 2,000,000, we now have enough votes to dash them - APC Fan


Now, PDP can bring their phantom numbers from Delta. There are 1.9 million PVC’s collected there. Let them rig the figures to 2,000,000, we now have enough votes to dash them and plenty to spare. Well done Bauchi. May God bless the people of Yankari. Game over. Time to pop champagne people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#NigeriaDecides: Buhari Wins YOBE STATE

Collation in Abuja: YOBE STATE( 17 LGs)


AA:‎‎‎ 101

ACPN: ‎‎‎‎164

AD ‎‎‎‎‎: ‎‎‎213

ADC: 112

APA:‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ 632


APC: 446,265


CPP: 329

OHP: 67

KOWA: 104

NCP:‎‎ 120


PDP: 25,526


PPN:‎ 101

UDP:‎ 30

UPP: 32


Total registered voters: 1,077,942


Accredited: ‎‎‎‎520,127


Valid votes: 473,796


Rejected ‎: 17971

Total votes cast: 491,767

#NigeriaDecides: BAUCHI STATE - Buhari Wins

Collation in Abuja: BAUCHI STATE( 20 LGs)


AA:‎‎‎ 131

ACPN: ‎‎‎‎‎‎232

AD ‎‎‎‎‎: ‎‎‎173

ADC: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎189

APA:‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ 964


APC: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎931,598


CPP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎391

OHP: 46

KOWA: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎128

NCP:‎‎ ‎‎‎‎207


PDP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎86,085


PPN:‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎128

UDP:‎ ‎‎29

UPP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎37


Total registered voters: 2,053,484


Accredited: ‎‎‎‎1,094,069


Valid votes: 1,020,338


Rejected ‎: 19,437

Total votes cast: 1,039,775

#NigeriaDecides - BENUE STATE: APC/Buhari Wins

Collation in Abuja: BENUE STATE ( 21 LGs)


AA ‎‎‎ 315

ACPN : ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎1464

AD ‎‎‎‎‎: ‎‎‎254

ADC: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎539

APA :‎‎‎‎‎‎‎945


APC: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎373,961


CPP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎567

OHP: 115

HDP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

KOWA: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎105

NCP:‎‎ ‎‎‎‎683


PDP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎303,737


PPN:‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎439

UDP:‎ ‎‎ 66

UPP: ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎74


Total registered voters: 1,893,596


Accredited: ‎‎‎‎754,634


Valid votes: 683,244


Rejected ‎: 19867

Total votes cast: 703,131

Watch the Video of Orubebe disrupting proceedings at INEC collation centre

For those who missed it, here’s the video of former Minister of Niger Delta Affairs and PDP party agent Godsday Orubebe attempting to disrupt the announcement of the presidential election results at the collation centre in Abuja this morning as it was about to start.
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He was shouting abusive words at INEC chairman, Prof. Jega. Called him tribalistic, partial, selective and that he has been compromised. His conduct was shameful to say the least.

#NigeriaDecides : KEBBI STATE - GMB Buhari Wins

KEBBI STATE: 21LGs, 14Parties.

Total registered voters: 1,457,763.

Total Accredited: 792,817..

AA-214, ACPN-361, AD-450, ADC-472, APA-2685, APC-567,883 CDP-1794, OHP-213, KOWA-448, NCP-519, PDP 100,992, PPN-457, UDP 207, UPP-238.. Valid votes: 677,003, Rejected v: 38119. Total vote cast 715,122

ZAMFARA STATE: Buhari/APC Wins #NigeriaDecides

ZAMFARA STATE: 14LGs. 14Parties: Registered voters: 148,4941, Acredited:875,049. AA-125,ACPN 238, AD-290, ADC-294, APA-1310, APC-612,202,CPP-655,OHP-14,KOWA-122, NCP-404,PDP-144833,PPN-374,UDP-93, UPP-68, Total v votes -761022, Rvoted-19157.Total v cast:780179

ADAMAWA STATE: APC/Buhari Wins

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AA-495

ACPN-1166

AD-595

ADC-1012

APA-1549
APC-374701

CPP-819

HOPE-267

KOWA-752

NCP-1212
PDP-251664

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UDP-289

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CROSS RIVERS STATE: GEJ Wins - #NigeriaDecides

CROSS RIVERS: 18LGs ,14Parties: Registered Voters: 1,144,288. Accredited voters: 500,577. AA-279, ACPN-514, AD-709, ADC-749, APA-532, APC 283,368 CPP-381,OHP-237, KOWA-312, NCP-930, PDP-414,863, PPN 864, UDP-289,UPP 1487, Total: RV-15392, Total vote cast: 465,906.

GOMBE STATE: APC/Buhari Wins - #NigeriaDecides

GOMBE STATE: 11LGs, 14 Parties: Registered voters:1110105. Accredited voters: 515,828. AA-104, ACPN-192, AD-167, ADC-247, APA-773, APC 361,245, CPP-407, OHP-46, KOWA-97, NCP-227, PDP 96,873, PPN 157, UDP-25, UPP-37. To valid votes – 460,599.


Rejected votes: 128,45. Total votes cast: 473,444

#NigeriaDecides: Bayelsa State - GEJ/PDP wins

Bayelsa State: 8LGs, 14 Parites: Registered Voters: 605 637, Acredited voters: 384789, AA- 45, ACPN-38, AD-69, ADC-116, APA-70, APC 5194, CPP 44, OHP 18, KOWA 52, NCP 95, PDP – 361209, PPN 62,  UDP-20, UPP-35, Valid votes 367,067. Rejected votes- 4672, Total votes cast- 371 739

BREAKING NEWS: LAGOS STATE - Buhari Wins Lagos #NIgeriaDecides

LAGOS STATE: 20LGs, 14Parties  Registered Voters: 5,827,846 Acredited Voters: 1,678,754. AA 1795, ACPN 3038, AD-4453, ADC 2072, APA 2177, APC 792,460, CPP 1125, OHP 255, KOWA 1000, NCP 1430, PDP 632,327, PPN 1041, UDP 269,UPP 244, Total valid votes: 1443686, ReJected voted 52289, Total votes cast: 1495975

#NigeriaDecides: Niger State -APC/GMB Wins

Niger State: 25LG. Reg.V 1995679, Acredited V: 933607. 14Parties. AA 307, ACPN 441, AD 403, ADC 614, APA 2006, APC 657,678 CPP 1264, OHP 198,  KOWA 305, NCP 550, PDP 149,222 PPN 449, UDP 116, UPP 118, Total V votes 813671, Rejected V 31012, Total vote cast: 844,683

#NigeriaDecides : Ebonyi State - GEJ/PDP wins

Ebonyi State: 13LG, 14 Parties:Registered Voters: 1071226, AV 425,301 Paties: AA 426, ACPN 1214, AD 1133, ADC 2704, APA 2452, APC 19518, CPP 2345,OHP 989,KOWA 913 NCP 1890,  PDP- 323653, PPN 1168, UDP 624, UPP 4859,  Tola v v 363888, Rejected V 29449, Total vote cast  393337

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Ukraine’s Right Sector Leader Wants Donbas Residents Deported

Dmitri Yarosh, Rada MP and leader of Ukraine’s Right Sector, has declared that the unruly residents of eastern Ukraine must be deported and deprived of their civil rights before a program of ‘affectionate Ukrainianization’ can begin.


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Dmitri Iarosh – now “advisor” to the Ukrainian Minister of Defense


In an interview for Ukrainian newspaper Obosrevatel published on Sunday, Ukrainian Right Sector leader and Rada deputy Dmitri Yarosh stated that the unruly residents of eastern Ukraine should be deported and deprived of their civil rights.


Yarosh noted that much of Donbas is populated by ‘Sovoks’, an insulting slang term in Ukrainian and Russian derived from the word ‘Soviet’. Yarosh stated that the region “is populated by Sovoks –real Sovoks. And they should be deported. We have to deal with those who do not want to live by the rules and the laws of the state in a very harsh manner. This includes deportation, the deprivation of civil rights, and so on. Without force, it will not be possible to do anything with the region, to turn the tide so to speak.”


The Right Sector leader added that the region’s “unruly” residents must also be dealt with. “If we get rid of the unruly ones, everything will be fine, quiet and peaceful. And then, of course, a program of affectionate Ukrainianization can begin.” The MP noted that “spiritual rebirth” can begin only if authorities act in a consistent and forceful manner.


Yarosh cited Ukrainian authorities’ response to events in Konstantinovka, Donetsk, controlled by the Ukrainian military, where an inebriated Ukrainian armored vehicle driver recently crashed into a crowd of people and crushed and killed an eight-year-old girl in a hit and run incident, leading to riots in the streets.


“The events in Konstantinovka are an example of what I mean. If we had shown even a little bit of weakness…Right from the beginning a whole bunch of ‘heroes’ began crawling out of the woodwork, using the tragedy in their own separatist interests. And when our guys came out and began shooting into the air and arresting the instigators of riots, everything ceased at once. This is the rule,” Yarosh explained.


The MP noted that in his view, there are still many “real patriots” of Ukraine in the region, and that the present anti-Kiev attitudes are the result of many years of Russian propaganda and the removal of genuinely Ukrainian spiritual values. Yarosh explained that the “guys from Donetsk and Lugansk regions” fighting for the Ukrainian army “should become the [new] elite, on whose basis a qualitatively new society can be built…And those Vatnik [slang for Russians blindly loving their country], criminal oligarchic attitudes sitting in the minds of ordinary people for one reason or another must be removed.”

The extreme nationalist leader noted that he has accepted the president’s invitation to come work in the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense, adding that he has chosen to do so on a volunteer basis.Speaking about the Ukrainian army’s recent losses on the battlefield, Yarosh recalled that “we faced a route near Ilovaisk…On the one hand, we have learned to fight, with morale at a high level. But things are very bad when a pride of lions is led by sheep. They cannot lead us to victory, and only roll us back…Speaking about the current situation on the front, our forces are still threatened by several encirclements. And I don’t know, again, whether the sheep will react to this, or whether they are playing some sort of geopolitical game.”


The Right Sector is a far-right wing Ukrainian nationalist party. In January and February of 2014, the movement’s members participated heavily in fighting with Ukrainian police in the streets of Kiev, and in the capture of government buildings during the Euro-Maidan coup. Since April, they have taken the lead in the crushing of protest movements in eastern Ukraine, and enforcing the new order of the revolutionary government. In addition, they have also been involved in Kiev’s military operation in Donbas. Right Sector’s Ukrainian Volunteer Corps includes two battalions operating in eastern Ukraine, as well as eight reserve battalions throughout the rest of the country.


In November 2014, the Russian Supreme Court declared the Right Sector to be an extremist organization, and its activity has been banned on the territory of the Russian Federation. Earlier, in March, 2014, Russian authorities issued an arrest warrant against Dmitri Yarosh for incitement of terrorism, and for his organization’s combat operations in the First Chechen War against the Russian military.


source: http://sputniknews.com/europe/20150329/1020179851.html

Seven Interesting Facts about Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko


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#NigeriaDecides: Check out List of Incoming Senators

Here are alist of all incoming lawmakers. See list below:
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•Prince Lanre Tejuosho (APC, Ogun Central)

•Alhaja Monsurat Sunmonu (APC, Oyo Central)

•David Jonah Jang (PDP, Plateau North)

•Rabiu Kwankwanso APC, Kano Central

•Uche Ekwunife (PDP, Anambra Central,

•Mallam Shehu Sani, (APC, Kaduna Central)

•Godswill Akpabio (PDP, Akwa Ibom Northwest)

•Gbolahan Dada (APC, Ogun West)

• Clifford Ordia (PDP, Edo Central)

• Dino Melaye (APC, Kogi West)

• Abubakar Abdulrahman (APC, Kogi East)

• Uthman Hunkuyi (APC, Kaduna North)

• Rabiu Kwankwaso (APC, Kano Central)

• Barau Jibril (APC, Kano North)

• Francis Alimekhena (APC, Edo North)

• Salihu Egebona (APC, Nasarawa South)

• Sabo Nakudu (APC, Jigawa Central)

• Muhammadu Shittu (APC, Jigawa Northeast)

• Abdullahi Abubakar Ojo ( APC, Jigawa Northwest)

• Ali Wakili (APC, Bauchi South)

• Adeola Solomon (APC, Lagos West

•Duro Faseyi (PDP, Ekiti North)

• Theodore Orji (PDP, Abia Central)

•Mrs. Abiodun Olujimi (PDP, Ekiti East)

•Mrs. Fatima Rasaki (PDP, Ekiti Central)

•Jeremiah Useni (PDP, Plateau South)

#NigeriaDecides: Shocking Video exposes INEC officials colluding with PDP to rig elections

A shocking video recorded for PM in Polling Units 009, 010 and 011 at Oniong West Ward 1, Onna Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State, has exposed officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission colluding with supporters of the Peoples Democratic Party in the area to rig the presidential and national assembly election in favour of the party.
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The ugly incident happened in the village square – Ikot Eko Ibon village – within the full glare of villagers.


Former Secretary to the Federal Government, Ufot Ekaette, and wife, Eme Ekaette, a former senator, are from the area.


But they did not show up for voting on Saturday. Some of those who spoke to PM in the area said the Ekaettes may have stayed away from voting because of their disappointment with the PDP and Governor Godswill Akpabio’s leadership style.


INEC officials were done with voters’ accreditation as early as 1:30PM in the three units, but refused to commence voting until some PDP chieftains arrived around 4pm.


The PDP chieftains, who apparently were working in agreement with the INEC officials in the units, immediately ordered all the voters to move away from the polling centre.


In the midst of the confusion that ensued, gunshot was fired within the polling centre, prompting the voters who were mostly old men and women from the village to run away to safety.


The PDP supporters then had a field day thumb-printing ballot papers, under the supervision of INEC officials.


Security officials were not deployed in the three units. It is unclear if it is deliberate to allow the PDP supporters execute their plans without molestation.


One of the INEC officials in the units told PM he and his colleagues were under pressure from their ‘boss’ to assist the PDP win the elections, but didn’t however explain who the boss was.


The PDP governorship candidate, Udom Emmanuel, is from Onna Local Government Area where the rigging captured on the video took place.


In other parts of Akwa Ibom state, especially in areas considered as APC strongholds, there were reported cases of non-availability of election result sheets at the polling units.


The APC governorship candidate, Umana Umana objected to INEC accreditation and election taking place in his ward at Ndiya, Nsit Ubium Local Government Area, because election result sheets were not available.


The Akwa Ibom state chapter of the APC has petitioned INEC chairman, Attahiru Jega, calling for fresh election in the state.


On Monday, the APC governorship candidate led a peaceful protest to INEC office in Uyo calling for the cancellation of the poll, describing it as a farce.


The protesters stormed the INEC office while the collation of the presidential election result was going on.


Mr. Umana said the party would not accept the results of Saturday’s elections held in the state.


He said the party, after a review of field reports on the elections across the state, had come to the conclusion that the elections be cancelled.


The People’s Democratic Movement’s candidate for the House of Representatives (Ikot Ekpene Federal Constituency), Anny Asikpo, has made similar allegation of election result sheets not being available during the election.


“We have 365 polling units, but as I speak to you I have not seen nor know how the result sheets for yesterday’s election look like because everything was carted away by the PDP to an unknown destination. There was no election in Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District,” Mr. Asikpo told a local radio station in Akwa Ibom State, Planet FM, on telephone during a live phone-in programme on Sunday.


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Stratfor’s Mr. Freeman describes the real goals of the US Empire


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