Saturday, February 21, 2015

Funny Video: I will Put More Meat In The Stew


Video: See what Jonathan gave Patience as Valentine’s day present!


Meet Mrs Roli Bode-George, the wife of Chief Bode George !

This is Mrs. Roli Bode-George, she was appointed the Director General of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) and for those who don’t know, she is the wife of Chief Bode George.


Now that Bode George has said that he is going to run away from Nigeria if APC wins, is he going to abandon his wife or she will resign and ferege with him?

If care is not taken, 100 years from now, our great grand pikins & pikinses will still be importing sardines from Morocco!

If care is not taken, 100 years from now, our great grand pikins & pikinses will still be importing sardines from Morocco as we have been doing for decades now. What is wrong with us that we cannot package ordinary fish add vegetable oil & salt and sell to other nations across the globe? Because that is all that is inside a tin of sardines, just those three ingredients & many Nigerians cannot do without it in a day.
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Are you aware that people from other countries carry massive fishing trawlers & steal fish from Nigerian waters on a daily basis and go sell in their own nations thus making us lose billions of dollars in revenue & job creation?


The protection of Nigerian waters & all the natural resources that are within it, like the fish & mineral resources is the job of the Nigerian Navy but the navy is just a fanciful toothless bulldog where admirals only wear shiny uniforms & fight to take over naval commands where oil bunkering is highest while their illiterate ratings take delight in harassing civilian drivers on the roads. The navy is not doing shit. They can keep deceiving the nation using media hype but those who know how deep the rot is know that it is so bad that even the officers of the Nigerian Navy cannot swim & many of them deliberately allow criminality to fester on Nigerian waters because their are incapacitated & also gain from the corruption.


Meanwhile, Morocco, where we get all the sardines we take with bread & tea is a north African Sunni Muslim kingdom of 33 million people ruled by a 51-year-old king, and it is one of the most developed nations in Africa with really impressive standards of living although they don’t have oil and fish is one of their most important exports. In fact, Morocco is the largest fish market in all of Africa with fishing making up 56% of its agricultural exports and 16% of its total exports and 3% of their GDP so you can appreciate how dependent they are on you to keep buying those tins of sardines.


Morocco has signed a new deal with the European Union which allows them to permit European foreign fishing vessels to also fish from its very rich western coast waters and pay annual fees to Morocco thus opening another line of revenue to the Moroccans, the National Fishery Office of Morocco is responsible for overseeing this, do you know the equivalent office in your country? ( Though we don’t really need EU deal but regional deal first) Anyone with a fishing barge or vessel can enter Nigerian waters & fish, nobody will arrest you & even when they do, just bribe the navy and that’s it, so we end up losing so much while unemployment keeps spiralling out of control. China, Peru, Japan, USA, Chile, Indonesia, Russia, India, Thailand, Norway and Iceland are dependent on fish exports to strengthen their economies and will invade your country if you fish illegally in their waters. For these sane nations, fish = crude oil.


I am stressing this because fishing in general and aquaculture in general is so underdeveloped in Nigeria that we have forgotten that some of the most powerful nations in the world depend on fish exports, some even look down on the industry. Our own waters and its vast wealth of fish, mollusks, crustaceans, aquatic plants (seaweeds) and marine organisms are poorly-patrolled, not organized & we are losing a lot via this means. Although our president is the son of a fisherman schooled, fed and raised with the money made from fishing and he even has a degree in fisheries and hydrobiology, he does not seem to give a damn about this very lucrative industry. Well, he did not do anything for the zoologists too so why should the fishermen complain? Abeg, make I chop my sardine o jare. Oh, I forgot to tell you. Just this last year, Morocco made almost $1.6 billion (15 billion dirhams) just from the export of fish and as I am writing this to you, their fishing industry alone has created 170,000 direct job positions and 500,000 indirect jobs. They are now the largest producer of seafood in Africa and the 25th in the world. We that we have more fish, where are we? We are still importing while some will enter our waters, steal our fish & then export it back to us. Our president is the best. He has created one trillion jobs for the youths in the fishing industry.


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Boko Haram: Battle-field account of a military deserter


While the battle to route Boko Haram insurgents within six weeks as promised by the Federal government rages, an army officer, nursing the wounds and deep feelings over the whole incident, spoke exhaustively to Saturday Vanguard about his battle field experiences at Gombe and Yobe axis and why he deserted the profession he loves so much. His narration which runs like a ‘war memoir’ is as interesting although the military has recorded reasonable success with more equipment with which they have attacked terror camps and killed a great number of them. However we present to you an interesting account of an officer who deserted the army from the battle front.
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Photos: Gen. Buhari in London, pictured with Tony Blair, Saraki & Amosun

The pic was taken today amid an affability visit at the field home of Tony Blair in the UK.


From left: Senator Ibikunle Amosun, General Buhari, Tony Blair and Senator Bukola Saraki.


See another one bellow.

My boyfriend doesn't want to get down....should I be worried?

My beau of six months is a super man of honor who regards ladies a great deal, an attribute that charmed him to me however I am getting aggravated with his over gentlemanness. I have approached him for us to get down innumerable number of times however he continues letting me know he needs to respect me and my body and that he has the propensity of cherishing me less once we engage in sexual relations. I have comprehended with him for a long time now yet its starting to give concern. I adore this buddy I need him to have me, to diffuse me, for him to Peter me here and there (his name is Peter) yet he is cannot. Says I’m his queen. Should I be concerned?worried_african_woman

Nigeria Military recaptures Baga from Boko Haram terrorists

Nigerian troops have recovered Baga town in Borno state from Boko Haram terrorists.


. The sect had caught the town in January after a furious weapon fight which supposedly left more than 2,000 dead…

Pics: Gen. Buhari, his wife & daughter Zahra pictured London

Gen. Buhari went to London with his wife and different representatives. His girl Zahra, who lives there turned out to join the gathering at an occasion today.



See the photographs bellow.


Fleeing B'Haram members drown in Lake Chad

Escaping individuals from Boko Haram faction drowned in Lake Chad after Nigerian troops overwhelmed them amid a counter operations in the North east. Representative of the Defense Headquarters, Gen Chris Olukolade said this in an announcement released today.boko_haram

Photos: Gen.Buhari interviewed in London earlier today

The APC Presidential hopeful was a visitor on “All Eyes on Africa” TV show today.


More pics bellow.

See 2face Idbia's son's to-do list !



Sunmbo Adeoye posted the pic it on instagram.

What is wrong with this Photo ? ( To let version)



Would you rent this kind of place ??

The saga continues between Actress Toyin Aimakhu and Stella Damasus


Photos of B' Haram members as they stormed Gombe last Saturday

Photographs show Boko Haram individuals amid their fizzled assault in Gombe last Saturday.


Photo credit @Donklericuzio


 


See more pics bellow.

If Kim K Had Dated Me When I Wanted, There Would Be No Amber Rose - Kanye W

Just a couple of days after Amber Rose dragged Khloe & called Kim Kardashian a wh*re in an epic twitter war of words that was heard far and wide… Kanye has now terminated once again at his ex, whom he put on the guide when they began dating in 2008.


Early today, Kanye West sat down for a radio meeting on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club, where he talked truly about his wife, invasions into the design world and Amber Ros




"I am 63, & I had S3x with 3,000 men" - woman narrates her story

Until the age of 28, Marie Calvert had just ever had intercourse with one man, her spouse Barry. At that point she took up swinging and everything changed.


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The body tally went from 1 to 3,000. Actually, she said that one night, she laid down with 14 men. Marie, now 63, recounts to her epic story bellow…

Beyounce shares pic of her 1st Grammy award



She has 21 Grammys now yet you’ll never forget your initial one. She shared the photograph on her instagram page and composed “Flashback. My first Grammy. 15 years ago. Thank you hive . I love yall”.

Check out Rihanna's warm message as she clocks 27



Nigerian Ladies Gang-molested In a Moving Car In New Delhi, India

Police in Delhi today captured four men regarding the charged gangrape of a Nigerian lady in a moving auto, the most recent in a progression of sex assaults in the Indian capital.




As indicated by AFP, the 35-year-old Nigerian lady, who has been staying in India on a vacationer visa, told police the men captured her after 12 pm today outside a prominent shopping center in New Delhi’s Saket region before packaging her into an auto.



Today, we salute OgunLakaiye, the trail blazing orisa who enjoys the hunt !

 The deep forest is his domain. He goes into the forbidden territory and emerges with food. He emerges with medicine.


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He emerges with sculptures in wood that dazzle the eye and reflect the power of orisa. I was taught that Ogun is senior to Sango and that he even gave Sango the power for which he is known today. So, let us stand tall before Baba Ogun today. Let us give thanks for the blessings of the forest that he shares with us: Iworikanran Cast divination for a rooster Also for Peregun Also for Ologunsese, a tree dedicated to the Orisa of hunting On the day they do not have a place They were roaming around the town, different from all the trees in the bush They were asked to perform an offering in order to be worshiped – Holy Odu IworiOkanran Peregun and Ologunsese are emblematic of Ogun. It is because of their sacrifices that we venerate them today. Aboru aboye abosise. Obafemi Origunwa, MA

Photo: Contemporary Ilé Orí !


Completed Ile Ori made-to order, commissioned. Cannonball gourd, cowry shells, Czech seed beads, Agate, Moonstone, milk glass, bone, textile cord, felt. Saman whitewash stain


Ifa teaches root knowledge !

Through the practice of Orisa Lifestyle, you are afforded the kinds of experiences that help you develop a higher value of the fundamentals




When you appreciate water, where it comes from and what it does, you will more easily understand what it means when Ifa says water has no enemies, water never hits the ground without making a path, or water is everlasting.


The fundamentals are synonymous with root experience. It is hardly ever abstract. It is a knowledge that one embodies and “innerstands” based upon things she has seen, felt and done first hand. Ifa says:



Both Obara and Okanran

Cast divination for Ose, the Baobab

Who was asked to perform an offering

So that Ose’s wealth may overpower all other trees in the bush

Ose heard about the offering and performed it

Therefore only trees which are top heavy

May be pulled down by the wind

Operekete (Wild and solid)

The bottom of Ose is firmly rooted in the ground

Operekete

– Holy Odu ObaraOkanran


Knowledge and abstract information makes one top heavy. Wisdom and experience make one well-grounded. Orisa Lifestyle preferences habits of behavior over initiations and titles. And so, we live the medicine through disciplined behaviors.


Obafemi Origunwa, MA



Should men step in and keep up traditions?

With more women taking on non-traditional roles eg working corporate jobs …


should men step in and keep up traditions? Would men baby backing be seen as incorrect? Or would people adjust and feel its a necessity so no problem? Or are there places where men carry baby on back at times and its normal?


Why does it seem that some focus wholly on the attraction powers of Osun ?

What other attributes are worthy to be presented even more so than that of attracting men? Her Oriki speaks of so many more important skills. Can we share what we know?
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Photo credit: Mr. J Cash.