Friday, April 24, 2015

4 of Top 7 Types Of Prostitutes In Nigeria (Holy Prostit*tes)

4 Holy Prostit*tes

They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.





7 of Top 7 Types Of Prostitutes In Nigeria (High-Class Prostit*tes)

7 High-Class Prostit*tes



If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.




3 of Top 7 Types Of Prostit*tes In Nigeria (Full-time Prostit*tes)

3 Full-time Prostit*tes

These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.





2 of Top 7 Types Of Prostitutes In Nigeria (Part-time Prostit*tes)

2 Part-time Prostit*tes

They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.





1 of Top 7 Types Of Prostitutes In Nigeria (Local Prostit*tes)

1 Local Prostit*tes

These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

 





Indonesia about To kill Drug Convicts, Including 4 Nigerians

Baring any last minute changes, four Nigerians alongside 6 different nationals will be executed for drugs related offenses in Indonesia tomorrow April 25th.


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As per an Indonesian foreign Affairs official, the sentenced nonnatives will be taken to Nusakambangan, the jail island off Java where they are to be executed. Those to be executed likewise include 2 Australians, one Philippine, one Brazilian and one Indonesian. Australian and Nigerian government have been clamoring for leniency for the drug wrongdoers however their request seems to have failed to receive any notice as the Indonesian government has concluded arrangements to execute the drug traffickers.


It is a law in Indonesia that anybody got with banned drugs will be executed, outsiders & nationals.

Gbam: Words/Manifesto Are Not From Quran Or Bible, Subject To Change – Buhari

The President-elect Gen. Muhammadu Buhari unveiled that the promises that the All Progressives Congress, APC, made amid the across the nation presidential campaign which were contained in the Party’s pronouncement were not words from the Quran or Bible, including that the vows are liable to change.


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Buhari who stated this during an interactive session with journalists on Television Continental, TVC reiterated that the party’s manifestos were subject to modification.


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The Buhari-led APC had promised fundamental political reforms and improvement in governance, more transparency and accountability.

The party also promised to urgently secure the territorial integrity of the nation. It said it will never leave the defense of the nation in the hands of hunters, children, and civilian JTF. The APC presidential candidate had also said that he would ensure that the Naira was equal to the Dollar in value, if elected president. During the interview Buhari emphasized that on ministerial appointment, the party has a great role to play.



“I would ask Nigerian political observers to study our manifesto; it is not a Bible or Quran which you can’t change.


“Our manifesto was made by very experienced Nigerians but it’s subject to modification.


“It took several months to arrive at it, so whatever we said in our manifesto, people must accept the fact that we have to modify it.


‘’On my choice for ministerial appointment; my party has a role to play, but most importantly we need seasoned technocrat, people of professional and personal integrity.’’


In reaction, an advocacy group, Lawyers for Change, has charged the President-elect to focus on his campaign promises, especially with regards to recovering the Chibok girls abducted over a year ago.


National Coordinator of the group, Mr. Adesina Ogunlana added that Buhari must not take Nigerians for granted, but have to live up to his earlier promise adding that his comments after the general elections contradicted his promise before the elections.


On President Jonathan calling to concede defeat even before the announcement of result by Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Buhari stated“What the President did by calling me even before the announcement by INEC, shows a remarkable statesmanship and that has stabilized the politics of this country.”

PDP Caucus Endorses Jibrin For Speakership Position

by Muyiwa Oyinlola


As the scheming for the speakership of the House of Representatives heightens, indications emerged yesterday that a leading aspirant in the race, Hon Abdulmumin Jibrin, might have secured the endorsement of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) members in the House.
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It was gathered that the politician met last night with some NWC members and some outgoing principal officers of the National Assembly, in a bid to win their support for his aspiration.


A source at the meeting indicated that the politician who was also a member of the party before defecting to the All Progressives Congress (APC), was described as a team leader with the charisma and capability to lead the lawmakers.


APC has over 230 members in the incoming 8th Assembly against 120 that the PDP has.


The APC had remained silent on its modality for the emergence of principal officers at the National Assembly (NASS).


The party’s national publicity secretary, Lai Mohammed, in a statement issued on Monday, disclosed that the APC had not decided on any zoning formula for its officers at the NASS.


Kano State governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso, had also advised the APC to make its position on zoning known in good time in order to avoid unnecessary crises.


“My advice to my party is that they should quickly do it. Those of us who witnessed what happened in 2011, I don’t believe that the party should waste any more time. Because the implication of delay is that the people in some zones will go round the country mobilising support for themselves and if the zoning decides to come late, they will be so strong in their campaign that they can disobey the party just as we saw during the Tambuwal case in 2011.


“Tambuwal went round; we gave him our words that we would support him and when the zoning came late, we had already committed ourselves and the party at the end of the day was humiliated because many of us didn’t want to change our position as we had already promised to support him. Things were not the same again in the PDP. I believe that the man who got the ticket got more appreciation from the opposition rather than those in the party who supported him. I don’t want us to repeat that mistake. I think it is high time we finished the zoning so that anybody can aspire to become whatever is being zoned to his place,” he said.


It was also gathered that both PDP leadership and the party caucus in the House are mulling the idea of repeating what happened in the Seventh session of the House of Representatives, to defer the decision of the leadership of the House in the zoning formula of the party.


In the Seventh session of the House of Representatives, the House members in PDP and Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) moved against the zoning of the office of the Speaker to the Southwest and elected Hon. Aminu Tambuwal as the speaker of the House of Representatives. Tambuwal is from Sokoto State in the Northwest geo-political zone and Emeka Ihedioha is from Imo State of the Southeast zone.




Photos: Top 15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid

Probably when you were more youthful your mom most likely trimmed your hair amidst the kitchen, much like mine accomplished for a couple of years.
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At a more seasoned age, notwithstanding, the vast majority of us explored different avenues regarding trimming our own hair so we could discover a style we appreciated and needed to hotshot. Lamentably, a few individuals are slowpokes, so they started trimming their own hair or requesting extremes when they were grown-ups. In the event that you find yourself with a comparable style, you may need to find an expert soon.


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7/15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid (7 Jaws Incarnate)

7) Jaws Incarnate


Jaws Incarnate

Everybody adored Jaws, isn’t that so? Not as much as this gentleman, obviously. He strove for the mohawk look, yet then chose to heighten it a bit and develop his hair significantly longer beforehand..


8)Beads of Love


Beads of Love

Whilst scavenging through her mom’s room wardrobe, this kid happened over an arrangement of plastic beads. Contemplating internally, ‘Well, this would make a glorious hair style.’ Unfortunately, it truly doesn’t.


9) My Precious
My Precious

This is the kind of hair Smeagol, from The Lord of the Rings, would have in the event that he were a human. It’s everywhere, with a few sections being far more than the rest. Be consistent!


 





10/15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid (The Messiah)

10) The Messiah


The Messiah

Once more, soccer arranges have a tendency to strive for the amazing hair styles. Maybe they feel it makes them more flight optimized. This gentleman shaved off his hair, then left a rodent tail for the wind to get while he sprints.


 


11) Little Fruit Explosions
Little Fruit Explosions

Individuals don’t learn all the time how extremely odd a shaved head with bits of hair left over really looks. Leave two little fixes at the extremely top, shading them brilliantly, then package them together for that fresh squeezed Gushers look.


12)Mullets Maybe
Mullets Maybe


Scarlett Johansson is for the most part a fairly beautiful lady, yet her mullet hairdo doesn’t help her out. The entire ‘Business up front, party in back’, bit isn’t something that works for men or ladies.


 





13/15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid (Final Fantasy)

13)Final Fantasy


Final Fantasy

Sure, Final Fantasy is an impressive role-playing game, and it has influenced a lot of people over the years. However, if you find yourself wanting to style your hair in a similar fashion and you’re not cosplaying, take a minute to rethink the decision.


14)Devil Horns
Devil Horns


Shave simply the middle piece of hair from your head, shape the external sides into horns, then ask yourself for what valid reason no one needs to talk with you any longer. Trust us, its not in view of the hair style you have.


15) Straight Up, No Sides
Straight Up, No Sides

This fellow chose to blend things up by shaving the sides of his head, yet leaving the top sufficiently extensive to make some kind of a fledgling’s home out of. Obviously, you can’t neglect to evacuate simply a solitary portion of hair at the edges, as well.


 





4/15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid (No-hawk)

4) No-hawk
No-hawk

A few individuals can try a mohawk or fake peddle rather well, however a few people ought to most likely keep away from the style. In the event that you plan to dye the tips blonde, then you’re doing it, off-base.


5) Kids Learn


Kids Learn

Some  children need to learn all alone that terrible hair doesn’t work for anybody. This child thought he would simply begin removing and afterward styling every bit into different areas. It doesn’t look great.


6) The Windswept Look


The Windswept Look

Many soccer players have offbeat hair, however this gentleman just thought he would develop it out and upwards, then let the wind deal with the rest. It would appear that a blade to make him run faster.


 





1/15 Of The Funniest Hairstyles You Should Avoid (Heli-Hair)

1) Heli-Hair
Heli-Hair

This lady most likely adored Dr. Seuss when she was more youthful, yet that doesn’t legitimize this hair style. When you discover yourself wearing a helicopter made of hair, you’ve presumably taken a wrong turn some place in life.


2)Soccer-San
Soccer-San

In case you’re not some kind of a samurai or even Japanese, then you likely shouldn’t get a hair style that looks like either. Shaving the lion’s share of your head, however leaving a tail and the sides long is most likely not a smart thought for anybody.


3) Illuminati


Illuminati

Again, shaving the lion’s share of your head, yet leaving a little segment, is never a smart thought. This man chose he needed to demonstrate his adoration for the Illuminati by leaving a triangle of hair at the cutting edge.