Thursday, December 10, 2015

41 of Top 50 things every Woman needs to know about S3x


41. Refuse to feel guilty about your fantasies. What you get up to in your imagination is your business.
42. S3x is smelly, noisy, sweaty and unflattering. Leave your ego at the door and replace it with your sense of humour. If you haven’t broken wind at the worst possible moment, you’re probably playing it too safe.
43. The more you have s3x, the more you want s3x. Stop having it and you’ll forget how good it feels.
44. Think before you share your s3xual fantasies. Make it clear what you’re doing it or you may come home to a ‘surprise’ you definitely didn’t expect.
45. It’s OK to stop having s3x from time to time.
Sometimes life is too stressful (work worries, death of a parent) or children too demanding. Taking a s3x break takes the pressure off and stops either of you freaking out because you know it’s not permanent.
  

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